Stocking stuffers that do not end up in a drawer

A good stocking stuffer has one job: it should still be on a desk in March. Anything that needs batteries, assembly or an app loses. Here is what our customers keep coming back for.

1. A duck that matches their job

Nurse ducks, firefighter ducks, construction ducks and pilot ducks are the most gifted items in the shop, because the joke lands instantly and it stays on the desk as a small badge of identity.

2. An articulated fidget

Small, quiet, and genuinely used. The mini articulated baby duck and the wiggly skeleton both survive the January cull because people keep them next to the keyboard.

3. A dog that looks like their dog

Breed ducks are the safest gift in the catalog when you know the breed. When you do not, a marble bust reads as a serious gift rather than a novelty.

Shipping cutoffs

• Order by December 12 for standard USPS delivery before Christmas.
• Order by December 18 for expedited delivery.
• Gift notes are free — add one at checkout and we hand-write it.